MATT MARTIN is never without a wide grin. His array of medical problems, including ADHD, mean he gets incredibly hyperactive extremely quickly and on all the other S-Banders’ nerves. Not that he’d know it of course, as Matt finds it very difficult to read people and assumes they are always as happy as he is. He can be quite camp and all the students call him gay – but Matt doesn’t mind, he doesn’t know what gay means. He’s a carbon copy of his parents who are just as ADHD as he is – only ADHD hadn’t been invented when they were children so they’re just thought of as eccentric. Matt takes a daily cocktail of pills to stop him getting over-excited. A long way away from puberty, Matt is one of those kids that will still look exactly the same when he’s thirty. Matt is in S-Band mainly because he gets bullied in the other parts of school for being different. He does well in class and is probably the most intelligent of the S-Banders, which is about as much of an achievement as being the least sluttiest in the Pussycat Dolls.