STACEY is the naughtiest kid in school. He probably wouldn’t have ended up being so awful if his parents hadn’t given him a girls name, but when you’re boy with a girls name in a rough school – what choice do you have? All the teachers are scared of him and he once beat up another student for using his rubber too loudly. Stacey comes from a rough estate, and his parents are still together but only because they can’t be bothered to get a divorce. Stacey’s a bully, but he’d call it self preservation – he’s nasty to people as he’s been brought up to believe most people will be nasty to him if given the chance. It’s bully or be bullied. Stacey likes life in S-Band – it’s easy. He’s never expected to do much work, so he rarely does. In S-Band, Stacey is the boss.