This is Cheryl. She has everything figured out. Learning a new language? Check. Boyfriend? Check. Career based on a fitness regimen of her own invention? Check. Blue leotard? …she’ll get back to you.
This is Dan. He wants to be Denzel Washington. Or anybody but himself, really, he’s not fussy.
This is Mike. He likes coffee. He hates everything else. Especially customers. Useless cowards.