This isn’t Anne. Anne has been away for a while. Her dad Cliff is trying to organise a ‘welcome home’ party for her. Trying.
This is Christian. He’s writing a children’s book. It’s not going well.
This is Liam. He likes what he likes. But sometimes he likes things and doesn’t know why. He doesn’t like that.
This is Dan. He wants to be Denzel Washington. Or anybody but himself, really, he’s not fussy.
This is Mike. He likes coffee. He hates everything else. Especially customers. Useless cowards.