This isn’t Anne. Anne has been away for a while. Her dad Cliff is trying to organise a ‘welcome home’ party for her. Trying.
This is Christian. He’s writing a children’s book. It’s not going well.
This is Liam. He likes what he likes. But sometimes he likes things and doesn’t know why. He doesn’t like that.
This is Cheryl. She has everything figured out. Learning a new language? Check. Boyfriend? Check. Career based on a fitness regimen of her own invention? Check. Blue leotard? …she’ll get back to you.
This is Dan. He wants to be Denzel Washington. Or anybody but himself, really, he’s not fussy.
This is Mike. He likes coffee. He hates everything else. Especially customers. Useless cowards.
This is Kath. She does whatever she wants, whenever, wherever and however she wants, to whomever she wants. Whether they want it or not.